Are You Happy

Intro: F Am F Am A# C

Dm Am A#

Now the show is done

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I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun

Am

And if you watch this thing alone

A#

You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times

F A

you exhaled out of your nose

Dm Am

But if you hated it, that’s fair

A#

But either way, could you find a little more time

F C

for a parting questionnaire?

F A A#

On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?

F A A#

‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?

F A A#

I’m open to suggestions, are you happy?

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But what the fuck kind of question is "Am I happy?"

F A Dm

I really wanna try to get happy

A#

And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always

F A A#

Panic every time I’m unhappy like

F

I’m owed some life

A

Where I’m always, like, happy

Dm A#

Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it

F A A# A#m

Wait, oh god, my dad was right

F A A#

So if you know or ever knew how to be happy

F A A#

On a scale from one to two now, are you happy?

F A A#

You’re everything you hated, are you happy?

F A A#

Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?

Outro: F Am F Am A# C