Illegal Alian

Intro: A# D# | A# D# F }x4

 

G D A# F

Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good

C Cm A#

With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes

G D A# F

The sun was shining so I head for the park

C Cm A#

With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes

 

I got a cousin, and sge got a friend

Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help

At his apartment, I knock on the door

He wouldn't come out until he got paid

 

Pre-chorus:

A# D# A# D# A# D#

Now don't tell anybody what I wanna Do

A# D# A# D# D# A# D#

If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through

 

Chorus:

A# D# A# D# F A# D# A# D# F

Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien (X2)

 

Down at the office had to fill out the forms

A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose

Up to the counter to see what they think, they said,

"It doesn't count, man, it aint written in ink"

 

I don't trust anybody, least not around here

 

(Chorus)

 

Lead in to bridge:

Bb (2 bars) Ab (2 bars)

An illegal alien, OK

 

Bridge (background chords) whole phrase x2

G (no 3rd) 2 bars G (no 3) 2 bars G (no 3) 1 bar

G (no 3) G (no 3) half bar each

 

D G

Consideration for your fellow man

C D7sus4

Would not hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan

Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand

 

Bm | Em |D |A | x2

 

Then back to pre-chorus and chorus